i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
made transparent by trans-par-en-t
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED
I am amazed
This is astounding
the fbi will never catch me
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
kiss me like this please