I could go for some rough sex and a bottle of vodka right now
i stare at boys so much how do they not notice
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre
ill take all 6 .
seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart